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'Okay, I'll check, but I'm pretty sure Liz Hurley already has a dresser.'

"So, let me get this right. All the job involves is running around a track as fast as I can?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"What's your occupation?"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Job hoppers.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Oxford Circus

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'