Job Resilience Advocate Pillows

'The McGruder corporation is going down the tube. They just fired me.'

"Our war is against cancer."

37 years in the same position.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Replaced by a Robot...

City Dump: Resumes.

Careers Advice

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

When the going gets tough... Then and Now

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

'A crane fell on your office while you were out, sir. I've been sent back to the steno pool and you've been asked to look for another job.'

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.

'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'

'I'm afraid we can't hire you because of your salary requirements. You require one.'

Labor Day

"He doesn't give up easily!"

Rainbow

The underdog succumbs to the pack

"There isn't much call for human cannonballs in .. "