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'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'How did things go at the office today?'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Really?! You didn't get fired today, either?! That's 60 days in a row! I'm so proud of you!'

Replaced by a Robot...

City Dump: Resumes.

In case you're fired.

"Dear Helen, Freelance works remains lucrative, but stressful."

"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."

You're lucky you took the buyout. I was downsized.

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

'It isn't just you, Wally. We've all been put on the endangered species list.'

"For a moment, I had a feeling of total security. Then it went away."