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'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."