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Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Job complaints on road signs.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Workplace bullying.

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'For a nominal sum I simply pass through your offices every day to show your employees how good they have it.'

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

I enjoy my job, that's why I'm saving some for tomorrow.

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."

'I see you've finally made a name for yourself.'

I feel happy