Workplace Well-being Advocate Prints

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"Staff support"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

Office Ergonomics.

"It's hard to keep good people."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

First Aid Box

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"So I can eat better here at work."

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

Suggestion box paper shredder.

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Office Safety.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!