Job Description Debater T-Shirts

"I'm not a babysitter; I'm a child care provider!"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

Gun laws US

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Always Compatible

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

Verbal Orders

And now, for a rebuttal.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Global warming debate.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."