Job Change Mugs

"This is the best news."

'Why me...why me have I suffered enough? Can't I just be left alone!'

"Blame culture...who is reponsible for this?" "Him..him..him...her..."

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired,retired,or reincarnated.'

Desk trays - 'In' and 'Out-sourced'.

"I've decided to leave the company. Could I have my soul back?"

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

'Sorry I fired you, Maggie. I got my husband's testosterone patches mixed up with my estrogen patches.'

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

"We need a dedicated team player. How are you at toiling in obscurity?"

There's going to be a lot of this around here.

Leaving cards.

"We've decided, Carmichael, to give you back to the community."

"The job is yours. You're a jerk, we're all jerks, I think it'll be a great fit!"

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

'Takeover is such a harsh word, Harris, let's just say that your people are now my people.'

"We fired our legal department and bought a paper shredder instead!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Boss outraged by employee leaving for a better job

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'I hope you haven't come to ask for a rise, Wilkins.'

"That's it, I quit. I don't know how anyone can stand working under you."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Stress can kill, but it takes too long.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'...then I said, 'give me a raise, or I quit'.'

"You're fired."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'It's the boss' attempt to convey a certain openness.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'...and please remember, if I HAD a door, it would always be open for you.'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'You shouldn't have.'

To Antarctica