Job Challenges Gifts

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Annual profits,

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Business Sisyphus

Sinking sales

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

Discomfort zone.

Social security.

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"Sorry, Dad."

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

PEP TALKS!

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'We need more boots on the ground.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."