Jewish Learning Enthusiast Prints

Jewish studies center - trays read: InOutOy Veh.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Oymoticons

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

The Exobus

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Safer Torah

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

'I'm your dog, Sir. Would you teach me some old tricks?'

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Learning.

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'