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Bris-A-Mole

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

In this house Benjamin Franklin Attended his very first Seder.

Matzos

David really shouldn't have skipped Tallis and Tefillin classes.

Some men find not shaving or cutting their hair during sefira particularly challenging.

"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."

The wicked witch tries to capitalise on the growing kosher market.

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

Israel Zangwill.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"First, do no ham."

The Exobus

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon