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"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Bubbie's parrot

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

Tradition!

Karate Yid

Existential Dreidel