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"Third marriage."

'Jack, about those beans you bought for the cholent...'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

Gluten-free Santa

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"That isn't allowed either."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Two friars ringing bells

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Safer Torah

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Bavaria

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

"That's just sick."

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

Tradition!

Karate Yid

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."