Jetsetter Vibes Pillows

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Airport Bored Rooms

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Dog on a plane.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Airline Mergers.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'At least we're still in first class.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"What do you mean, 'Who's el ca-pi-tán to Albuquerque'?"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"