Jets Aficionado Pillows

COVID19 ACE

I like the Jets...I guess

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

scrabble love

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Bradley Wiggins

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Playing cards.

Chris Froome

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'His wife is very supportive.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"