Jet Engine Enthusiast Prints

Jet Turbine Testing Area

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

Cow outboard engine

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

bird

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'