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'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Hell's Anglers

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fisherman catches a mine.

Colonel Bagshot.

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

'...a little higher and to the right.'

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

What's the catch?