Jester Of Juxtaposition Mugs

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"So if you don't use oils or acrylics, what do you use?" (Artist using striped toothpaste).

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

Assassin/Cartoonist

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

"There are no stupid questions, Billy. Just stupid questioners."