Jelly Jiver Pillows

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

How's My Jiving?

Jelly Fish

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Christmas Group Therapy.

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

Ding dong merrily on us!

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Karate club.

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'So you joined the car sharing scheme then?'