Jedi Mind Trick Admirer Pillows

'Let me explain the secret of my jedi mind trick. . . win an election!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Hypnotoon

Om and Ommer

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

I am one with stupid.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

Almost Your Time.

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Tattoo looks like hole.

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

Psychology/Reverse Psychology.

'. . . He can eat AND hold his bowl - all without opposable thumbs!'

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

"I don't mind making mistakes as long as no one else knows any better!"