Jedi Mind Trick Admirer Pillows

'Let me explain the secret of my jedi mind trick. . . win an election!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Hypnotoon

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

I am one with stupid.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Almost Your Time.

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Tattoo looks like hole.

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

'. . . He can eat AND hold his bowl - all without opposable thumbs!'

Psychology/Reverse Psychology.

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

'Oh Charles, you didn't have to get me a tarantula - I'd have been happy with a daddy long legs.'

"I don't mind making mistakes as long as no one else knows any better!"