Jean Lover Prints

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"By labeling it, I control it."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Bobbies library of jeans

'Choose, Fenster

"Which one's yours?"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Barry Unsworth

Lord Byron

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Spider boy

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Preserved

Sylvia Plath

It bag and no knickers!

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

Book

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."