Jealousy Jester T-Shirts

'Don't mind him. He's just an 'X' who's jealous of 'U'.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'