Jazz Beach Goers Pillows

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Holiday time.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Crab conductor.

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1