Jargon Humor Appreciator Prints

'We've decided to replace our policy of implementing a strategically innovative forward facing user orientated paradigm with just placing the customer first!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'