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Hi-maintenance. Hellooo

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I had to skip my workout."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bathroom Fairy

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Not guilty?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Caution signs.

The household cavalry

Whittler's Mother.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Night-shift entrance

TV and cleaner

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lazy plumber.