Jam Enthusiasts Mugs

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Preserved

Around the piano

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Cottage Industry

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Homemade Jam.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."