Jailhouse Rock Lover Prints

'They could be up to something - you watch the feet and I'll watch the head'.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Prison Romance.

Prisoner Crossing

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

'I was on 'AMERICA'S MOST WANTED', captured on 'COPS', tried on 'COURT TV' and sentenced to 10 years of basic cable.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

'I got six months for arson, and ten years for failing to file an environmental impact statement.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

At least you have security!

'It's for you.'

"Five to ten years of bad accordion music...OMG!"

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Prison Paintings

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

And for sport we've goot a spittoon.

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

"Apparently it's OK to clone sheep but not hundred-dollar bills"

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'