Jailhouse Philosopher Pillows

Shakespeare in the clink

'Well, on the bright side, this got me out of jury duty.'

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

'For once in my life I told the truth. For this they gave me twenty years.'

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

Prison Romance.

Wow. A corner office at last

Prisoner Crossing

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

Prison Paintings

'It's for you.'

'True, you've been assigned a nobody lawyer but you're a nobody criminal!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

At least you have security!

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

"Basically, a letter to the editor got out of hand."

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."

Probation Officer

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'Never take the stand in your own defense. The judge can reach you with the gavel.'

...Then they got me on some trumped up morals charge.

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'