Jailbreak Tales Pillows

I.O.U. 10 YEARS

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Tic-tac-toe

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Police Lineup Escape

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

"You're allowed one facebook posting."

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell