Jack Of All Trends Mugs

"Frankly. I find the term 'lumbersexual' to be offensive. I prefer the term 'timber dick.'"

Jack of all trades

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Social Media

A Macaroni in 1773

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

2 Live J. Crew

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

Impact of E-Commerce

'Even polymaths, Rodney, have to choose a major.'

'We exposed the bricks.'

"Is it good or bad if our company is going viral?"

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"We are now inviting passengers who have liked and shared our posts to preboard this flight."

'I see from your CV you're all things to all men.'

Man blows up balloon and head explodes.

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

'His business forecasts make flipping a coin quite respectable.'