Jack Of All Trends Mugs

"Frankly. I find the term 'lumbersexual' to be offensive. I prefer the term 'timber dick.'"

Jack of all trades

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Social Media

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

A Macaroni in 1773

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

2 Live J. Crew

Impact of E-Commerce

'Even polymaths, Rodney, have to choose a major.'

INSTAGRAM FEEDS MATTER

"Is it good or bad if our company is going viral?"

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'We exposed the bricks.'

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"We are now inviting passengers who have liked and shared our posts to preboard this flight."

'I see from your CV you're all things to all men.'

Man blows up balloon and head explodes.

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'