Jabba Fan Mugs

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Covid v Vaccinator

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

"I knew you'd like it."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Wine makes me sleepy!

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

Cat/devil...

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"Him not busy being Bjorn is busy being Benny."

"Nine out of ten cats have never agreed on anything."