Jabba Fan Mugs

Jabba the Hutt does his bit for Covid-19

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Covid v Vaccinator

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Right jab or left jab.

"I knew you'd like it."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

Wine makes me sleepy!

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"But did you really have to hit him that hard?"

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Cat/devil...

"Him not busy being Bjorn is busy being Benny."

You've got to get rid of your deer! They'll destroy your plantings. You're right. But I like having Bambi visit. May I remind you