Jab Philosopher Gifts

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Creativity

Covid v Vaccinator

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I worry that the king's constant lying and his attacks on our societal norms and institutions is coarsening the civic discourse deemed essential by enlightened people everywhere!"

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

The dark side of the moon

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Europe

Library of War and Peace

G7

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

'Don't just say it?'

"Christmas, birthdays...this divine guide will help you deal with idiotic gifts..."

"The way I see it, angst is the whole gestalt."

The Escape of Fascism.

A cactus growing on an igloo