Ivy Enthusiast Mugs

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"Do me next."

Bumble Bee

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"You call this ice?"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"All our workers are working from home today."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

The End of the Worker Bees

"We used to be cooler."

Worker Bee of the Month

"Get a life!"

'What's oriole sex'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Hockey Goal

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'