Ivf Explorer Mugs

Test-tube baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Inbox and outbox for books

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'They're not reliable.'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Super Karamazov Bros.

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

IVF Clinic bed - 'And here we have the basis of our revolutionary new technique.'

'I want the contents of that bottle checked!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

IVF treatment

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."