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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Greek Crisis

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Domestic Spying Drones

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"He downgraded Apple."

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

Brexit 2016

The world of surveillance.

More Money for Greece.

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Brexit Tortoise

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

Wall Street Down

Big oil.

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."