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Lucrezia Borgia

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Neptune

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Italia tours

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Brighton Bersagliere.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

1950's.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Gondolier

Pamplona Station

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Galilei Galileo.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'

Cures for Ye Plague

Arrest of La Tuta

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

The Death of Marat

The King In The Rain.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."