Italian History Buff Pillows

Lucrezia Borgia

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Neptune

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Italia tours

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Brighton Bersagliere.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'The gods are perplexing.'

Cures for Ye Plague

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Gondolier

Galilei Galileo.

Pamplona Station

The King In The Rain.

Brexit Calendar

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Arrest of La Tuta

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'