Italian Art Idolizer Prints

Tintoretto

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Italia tours

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Galilei Galileo.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"...My daughter, the model..."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

421AD...north east Italy

Sergio Mattarella

Pisa and sons.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

De Chirico

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Giuseppe Verdi

Leaning tower of Pisa.

Girls and Scooters.

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

Devil paints God.

The Codfather.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."