Italian Art Enthusiast Prints

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Larry's used art

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

The Selfie

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Italia tours

Children's Art Show.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"...and this is one of us on the beach."