It Helpdesk Prints

"Before I fix your computer, let's start with my demands. Keep in mind, my expertise doesn't come cheap."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'