Helpdesk Technician Prints

I'm on live chat support, phone support, email support and text support - and they all have me on hold.

Your call is important to us...

"I can't get this stupid computer to work!"

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"I'll give you a moment."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Boy at Computer.

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

Service plan 24-7

"The lost password department's that way."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Information window, Opinion window.

Tech-Support

'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."