It Department Staff Mugs

'No, they're not kids on a field trip. They're from our IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days.'

"Is it just me or are IT getting younger?"

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

The suggestion box.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Man with post it note

"Staff are overworked, we need a new work life balance. Have ideas on my desk by Monday."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.