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'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

City centre pub.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Hell: The Airport"

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'