Isolation Thinker Mugs

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Coronavirus

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The new normal

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

How very Independent!

Remote work

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I took the road less travelled..."