Isolation Reflectors Gifts

Separation During the Pandemic

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Confined by Coronavirus

Coronovirus dreams

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

Corona measures

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Behave sensibly!"

"For a thick-skinned mammal, I've always been pretty thin-skinned."

'Do you know who you're addressing?'

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

"O.K., maybe I need to change my life, or maybe you could just tweak my medication."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

Corona island

Retirement...Retirement...

In Isolation

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"