Making new friends in the age of self-isolation
Isolation Irony Appreciator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the isolation irony appreciator? Celebrate their love of solitude and dry humor with unique, clever items that highlight their distinct worldview. Perfect for anyone who finds comfort in solitude and enjoys a bit of witty sarcasm.
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
"All natural snow cones for sale."
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
"You've changed."
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
Deer Season Open.
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...
I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...
"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
Isolation Irony Appreciator Gifts Collection
Isolation Irony Appreciator Mugs
Check out our mugs that capture the irony of solitude—ideal for anyone who enjoys their own company with a humorous twist.
Isolation Irony Appreciator Pillows
Discover pillows with clever and humorous prints that celebrate the quiet humor of solitude.
Isolation Irony Appreciator Prints
Explore prints capturing the ironic humor of enjoying isolation, perfect for decorating your personal space with a witty touch.
Isolation Irony Appreciator T-Shirts
Visit our t-shirt collection for witty designs celebrating the joy of being alone and the irony it brings.