Isolated Yet Connected Prints

Cable Bill.

"Who can we call?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Just junk mail."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Arbitrageur in Exile

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I'm at the office party."

Trump Twitter ban

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

WiFi on deserted island

Working from home.

Wi-fi detected on desert island

Two People on Deserted Islands.

Isolation Tank

I Thought He Was Dead

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

Day 27 of self-isolation and the initial burst of enthusiasm to 'get things done' had swindled to nothing.

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Desert island starfish...

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

"Well, I don't know if she got the emails, texts, tweets and snaps I sent. Guess I'll walk next door and ask her."

Desert CCTV...

'My facebook friends don't understand me...'

It won't be forever.