Islanders-at-heart Pillows

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Lighthouse Beam.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Nor'easter Island.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"This better work out."

'It's Mooby Dick'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

Where we get coconut milk.