Islanders-at-heart Pillows

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lighthouse Beam.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This better work out."

'It's Mooby Dick'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"