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'Is there a cash machine on this Island?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Desert Island BBQ

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Energy saving mode

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saved...life is good!

Desert Island Mishap

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Easter Candy Island.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Desert Island Fantasies

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

This man is an island.

Desert Island Dating.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."