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'Is there a cash machine on this Island?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Desert Island BBQ

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Desert Island Mishap

Saved...life is good!

Energy saving mode

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

This man is an island.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "