Island Straggler Prints

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

'Thank-you God.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Sportknitting

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Reality TV

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'You never did have any business acumen!'